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Post by Ancient Geek » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:18 am

I don't know how many of youy get the various version of the Daily Scuttlebut newsletters but this from today's US Version is worth repetition. Change the classes to suit your personal predudices!

How many high school sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to be a witness, and one to file the
protest.

How many Finn sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to rotate the ladder.

How many Star sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.

How many Force 5 sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
Irrelevant. There aren't any Force 5 sailors left. They all burned their
boats
and bought Lasers.

How many Sunfish sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The class rules don't allow the light bulb to be changed.

How many Moth sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
Meaningless question. The light bulb was eliminated to save weight.

How many Laser sailors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Laser sailors aren't afraid of the dark.


CURMUDGEON’S OBSERVATION
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at
you rapidly.
Simples.

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